Sage: "What are you making?"
Sage: "Mmm, I yove coffee!"
Me: "You don't know, you've never tasted coffee. You have to be in college at least to drink coffee."
Sage: "No, when I am a mommy I will drink coffee."
Me: "One problem, you won't ever be a mommy, but you will be a daddy."
Sage: "Oh, and daddies drink coffee?"
Sage: "When I am a daddy, I will ask you, please will you make me coffee?"
Me: "When you are a daddy, you will have a wife and I bet she will make you coffee."
Why didn't I tell him he could make his own coffee?