Sage is a liar and a sinner. I knew that. But now I know that.
This morning, I've been working at my desk clipping coupons, going through a stack of papers. He was standing next to me talking to me. I had to go to the bathroom and said don't touch anything, it's really messy over here.
I came back. The scissors and coupons were scattered on the floor.
I questioned him if he touched my stuff. He shook his head and said "Bo did it."
I knew that Bo didn't do it, I could hear him right outside the bathroom door driving his car up and down the door. I knew he was lying.
I asked him again to tell me the truth. Did you do it? He said "Oh, I forgot, I did touch it."
I said "Come over by me and look me in the eyes. Did you lie to mommy or did you forget?"
"Sage, your sins will find you out, if you are lying to mommy, God knows and you need to ask him for forgiveness for lying."
As he walks back into the living room "God, sorry for lying to mommy." as he chuckles just a little.