It's a pool.
You're standing in 3 feet of water. Your magazine might get wet. You might get some splashes on you.
Deal with it.
Quit shooting my kids annoyed glances and shaking your head.
I know it has been a really long time since you were 4.5 but I promise you acted much the same way.
And remember, it's a pool. Say it with me now, it's. a. pool.
The Mom to the 3 boys
PS. Sorry my 4.5 year old told you to get out of his way, please! That was a little rude, I talked to him about it.